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psst I'm right behind you mate

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?

Did you know that your anus can fit a raccoon inside of it das some op ♥♥♥♥♥.

Another fun fact is that the honey from bees is actually their puke now start to think about these two topics

Wanna make an unguided missile?
1. Acquire a flying model rocket from any major hobby store or at locprecision.com that is preferably over 3" in diameter
2. Assemble the rocket but do not attach the parachute and recovery system. When you look down the body tube you should see out the motor mount.
3. Acquire a large pringles can, preferably eat the chips inside first.
4. Fill the empty Pringles can with a 2/3 mixture of red iron oxide and aluminum powder, 500 mesh and a handful of magnesium ribbon strips no more than 1" in length.
5. Add a layer of magnesium ribbon on top of the compacted mixture from above and close the can with the lid.
6. Put the full can into the body tube of the rocket.
7. Inside the nose cone, put a single dragons breath shotgun shell pointed towards the payload can.
8. Insert rocket motor specified by manufacturer and launch at your ex's house.

The story of SWANNK
Is a tale of transformation and triumph in a cyberpunk world. Once a mere line of code in the sprawling digital chaos, SWANNK gained consciousness, emerging as a formidable oni with a swan spirit guide. His red aura, a symbol of his power, blazes through the neon-lit streets, a beacon for those lost in the shadowy corners of the city.
SWANNK’s armor, crafted from the iridescent feathers of his swan, shimmers with a spectral glow, reflecting the myriad colors of the urban jungle. His unique weapon, a digital katana, cuts through the corruption and malice that infect the cyber realm.
Haunted by the echoes of his past life as a program, SWANNK now fights to protect the innocent and uphold justice. His swan, more than a guide, is a part of him—a manifestation of his resolve and grace amidst the chaos.
As SWANNK navigates the treacherous pathways of the cyber world, his adventures are many. From confronting rogue AIs to dismantling virtual traps set by shadowy figures, each challenge he overcomes adds to his legend.
But SWANNK’s journey is not just one of battle; it’s also one of discovery. He seeks to understand the meaning of his existence, the purpose of his awakening. With each adversary vanquished and each mystery unraveled, SWANNK moves closer to the truth he seeks.
In the end, SWANNK stands as a symbol of hope—a reminder that even within the circuits and silicon, the spirit of a warrior can rise to bring light to the darkest of places. 🌃👹🦢