I was in the English class, and my teacher asked us to say a synonym for the word author. Nobody knew so my teacher told us the synonym is "penman". All of sudden, Penaldo burst into the classroom because he thought we were talking about him. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining the class😡😡

As a lifelong farmer and fan of English football, I was excited that the Premier League was moving up the ranks from farmers league towards an industrial revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pristiano Penaldo joined and we went down a rank back to a farmers league because is so finished. Shame on you Penaldo, now I have to go back to the farm

I was having dinner at a restaurant in Manchester. I had eaten all of my food, and the waitress came to ask me if I wanted to eat anything else. When she asked, I told her "I'm Penaldo". Then, she knew I was finished.

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I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said "don’t bother sweeping him son, he has been dusted for years now.” I was shocked but not surprised. Shame on you Penaldo

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