Ban Anime!

We believe that Anime is evil and should be banned from the entire world besides Japan and all anime games, books, movies, shows, etc should e shipped back to where it came from, Japan. Anime is Satan's revenge on humanity. It's visually ugly, stupid, with dumb characterizations, unbelievable plots and horrendous music. It is degrading to women, misogynistic and depressing. I don't understand how adults could possibly like it. To me, with people, it is a sign that they are not adults- at least not mentally!

Anime creators are probably still suffering from Hiroshima and Nagasaki radiation poisoning. Only someone completely messed up could create such worthless crap! Anime? More like Anemia! Every anime that I've ever watched I've hated strongly. Watching it fills me with a sense of embarrassment, not for myself, but for anime enthusiastswhose artistic taste is so low that they enjoy such complete garbage. If you've ever watched a terrible comedian try way too hard at being funny and bomb, you can relate to the feeling I get when watching it. It's so extremely extremely pretentious and completely and utterly lacks self-awareness for how cliche and, again, so absolutely nauseatingly pretentious it is. I feel the same way about its fans: they are the most pretentious people I've ever met. This isn't personal; I don't know any anime fans in real life, so don't consider it an insult. I can't be the only one who thinks this.

There are exactly two emotional states in anime. A character is either grimacing in pain (like they really have to poop) or they brooding silently in the corner. There’s nothing in between. While this may appeal to the friendless and awkward 14 year old -- anime’s main demographic -- it’s still pretty weak acting. The dogs in “Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco” show more emotional range than any anime character I’ve ever seen. Anime writing comes from the same place as video game writing. I’m pretty sure that place is your mom’s ass. Either that, or basement dwelling hack writers who live off of mushrooms.

Anime is all about doing half-assed drawings and seeing how many times you can use them over and over before the audience picks up on it. Luckily, the audience of anime isn’t too quick. Anime is just damn creepy and gross. Most anime is about tentacle monsters raping young girls (but I’ll leave you on your own to find clips of that). The rest of it intersperses the terrible writing with little girls getting their limbs ripped off.