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Soffan has always had an intrest in animals. He would like to know how it feels how to hunt and eat like an animal. So one day he went out in the woods and he heard wolves howling. He howled back and he heared how the wolves were running in the distance. When the wolves approached soffan. Soffan started licking the wolves balls and they had human-furry babies. Soffan then realized what he had done and he had no regret about being a zoophile and he had about 20 babies with wolves

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