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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 152.0 hrs on record (121.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Mar, 2024 @ 9:26am

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ People with less IQ than a potato
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players
☑ Mobile phone gamers on PC

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich AF boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☑ Good
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☑ Long enough for a cup of vodka
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Sell your left kidney

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
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