You mom gay and you dad lesbian don't rhyme but people still try to make it rhyme, the original 2 were never intented to rhyme.

Your brain hread the first seven words and your brain even told you that your parents gay.

I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.

please no mammy
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Rick: What do you— what do you think of this f-flying vehicle, Morty? I built it out of stuff I found in the garage.
Morty: Yeah, Rick, it's... it's great. Is this the surprise?
Rick: Morty... I had to— I had to do ih... I had t— I had— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.
Morty: What?! A bomb?!
Rick: We're gonna drop it down there, just... get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.
Morty: Th-th-th-that's absolutely crazy!
Rick: Come on, Morty, just take it easy, Morty, it's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.
Morty: Jessica? From my math class?
Rick: When I drop the bomb, I wa— [chugs booze] Y'know, I want you to have somebody, y'know... I want you to have the thing—I'm gonna make you like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam—