fk idiot

nice play

Pidor PRIME

Met this guy in a CS:GO match—absolute unit. Top fragging every game, perfect callouts, and somehow surviving full flashbangs like he’s built different. We squad up daily, dropping sick plays and bullying teammates who buy Negevs unironically.

One night, we’re deep into a ranked match. Final round. I’m last alive. 1v1. Bomb ticking. Heart pounding. I line up my shot... and suddenly, he mutes his mic.

Silence. Chilling silence.

I clutch the kill, defuse down to the last second, and right as I breathe out in relief—his mic crackles back to life.

In the smoothest, most seductive voice I’ve ever heard, he whispers: "You really know how to handle a long defuse... Daddy."

I unplugged my PC. I packed my bags. I moved to another city.

0/10, would not queue with again.

bro eat the chili with powder when he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and his D may even touch the water but idk

if you have problem with me come to rødovre and we can talk