Mayonaise, July 2nd 2014,
I saw her, across the street she wore a whitedress,
reminded me of mayonaise.. Cold, ice on the pavement.
She was shivering cold, like a fresh squeezed tablespoon of mayonaise..
I invited her to come in, Coffee shop, my coffee shop,
we specialize in mayonaise.. She was thankful and headed in,
she asked me for a drink, I provided,
caramel MACHOEISOPGS with a squirt of mayonaise...
delicious... she drank the dank drank..
Thank you, she left wothout paying.
I'm crying.
Mayonaise tears.