MOSHI MOSHI 📞 RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES 📞 NEED BACKUP 📞 ARIGATO 📞

In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨give me job🙌👨‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱‍♀️. Darryl 👨save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

you tryna ♥♥♥♥???

Introduccion
En esta guia voy a enseñarte como no tiltearte en Super Mario Party de la salada

Insultar a diestra y siniestra
Sin importar lo que pase, por mas que te hayan ayudado a pasar algun minigame, insulta a TODO el mundo.

Comer si te estresas(como el termotanque de milanesas de tu amigo)
Si sos Argentino (como el asado), buscate un mate, unas empanadas, una milanga(tambien argentina), y come cuando te mate el n3gro de la hoz.

Hasta aca llegamos, actualizare esto cuando se me ocurra alguna forma creativa de soportar a la comunidad de este juego

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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