It’s 5:57 in the morning, and I woke up at 5:45 AM. Upon waking up I realized my pants down to my ankles or something warm beside me and a bottle of hair conditioner aswell. That something that was warm was the pocket ♥♥♥♥♥ that I used last night before I fell asleep. I guess I edged so hard before I went to bed that I fell asleep before cleaning up and putting my pants back on. When I woke up I said ♥♥♥♥ it and edged to that. This time Ill put my clothes back on and go back to bed

i ran out of paper towels, the last sheet i used a few days ago is well beyond the crust threshold. i went into the laundry room and grabbed a few bounce dryer sheets and now me pecker smells like vanilla after blowing my ♥♥♥ all over

Nothing feels better than a late night long proper edge. Everything is just perfect your legs are so warm and tuckered out, your balls are so sensitive and sore, and your cat is so quiet laying beside you… It’s just really the cherry on top to a great amazing day

yeah there cucky

ok

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