Please be advised, this form is for anyone wanting to sit at home and play computer games while still receiving benefits from the government. All information collected can and will be used as laughable material and shared amongst others on the internet.

Step 1 : Bank Details must be supplied within 24 hours of submission, these details will need to be correct in order to receive your benefits.

Step 2 : A credible visa or citizenship card must be presented at time of application, if failed to do so deportation may occur.

Step 3 : Please be aware that all seating arrangements are pictured on the whiteboard, on the back left wall for anyone that does not understand plain English. If incorrectly seated delays may cause instability.

Step 4 : When you have finished filling out your application please do not hesitate to file it with all of the other applications in the large grey metallic box next to the door on your way out.

Thank you for your cooperation.