"...Hi, my name is Togers and I am here to present to you a documentary on UFOs. I have met a man named Blake. He ussed to work in underground tunnels and he seen aliens. He is also a homosexual and he is a member of the raaainbow group for people in Canada. Blake introduce yourself - how are yaou?"
"..."
"That's good, he'sa doing wonderful. I want you to describe the aliens - what did they look like? Were they big? Were they tall? Were they fat?"
"Just as fruity looking as you."