Recent reviews by GlassCondom

im taking responsibility...

I've heard Ghost Ship uses most of their revenue buying painkillers for the back pain they got carrying the entire gaming industry.

This game is art. Simply put. This is the product of thousands of hours of sweat, tears, and hard-work, and it shows. When you get a team of developers that actually care about the project they're making, you get games like this. This game is stylized. It has a beautiful soundtrack. It has a great story. It FEELS like a finished product. Everything fits together like it should. It lets you experiment and be creative. I died trying to break down a door. This game is great.

This is a good game and it has been since its release in 2013

I did one push-up every time i died to pontiff and now i can crush a controller with one hand

Rapture is white people's wakanda

Only 2 things are certain in life: Death, and your Occultist healing for 0 and applying bleed on someone at death's door.

I'm gonna be honest, this game is very not worth $60 and it was released too early. 5 of the characters should just be skins, 6 of the characters have similar movesets, and the fact that you have to play through the entire story to unlock characters is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arduous. Not to mention, 90% of the story is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cutscene after cutscene. Thats BS. I dont want to get forced to sit through a story to unlock ♥♥♥♥ that should already be unlocked the first time i open the game.

nah man this ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gas as hell dude what the ♥♥♥♥

this is a terrible game