signed by aris =)

signed by Doug

Eli is my daddy irl

Elijah is too good

God

Ran into eli in a casual slapshot match. Boy was I in for a treat. This guy was pulling off maneuvers I didn't know where physically possible in this game. After a few matches, I added him on discord and discussed the game. He even showed me a thing or two! Man was I grateful, I feel I am better than the average player already with only a few hours on the game. Later on, I found out that we were from the same state, only a few hours away. In the least creepy way possible, I asked him if he'd be down to get lunch or something. We met at an Olive Garden, and he covered the lunch with his slapshot earnings! I was SHOCKED when he told me his salary as a pro slapshot player. It makes sense why so many people are leaving games like Val and LoL to pursue careers as slapshot pros. I went over to his house and he was nice enough to show me his setup. It was beautiful! He was nice enough to let me bang his mom too! Great guy, can't wait to see what the future holds for this young man.