signed by John Slapshot himself

signed by aris =)

signed by Doug

+rep actually a nice guy

Eli is my daddy irl

I can't wait to spank him at slapshot sometime soon.. I am now the best.. at sucking lmao.

+ rep very good at slapshot

Elijah is too good

God

Ran into eli in a casual slapshot match. Boy was I in for a treat. This guy was pulling off maneuvers I didn't know where physically possible in this game. After a few matches, I added him on discord and discussed the game. He even showed me a thing or two! Man was I grateful, I feel I am better than the average player already with only a few hours on the game. Later on, I found out that we were from the same state, only a few hours away. In the least creepy way possible, I asked him if he'd be down to get lunch or something. We met at an Olive Garden, and he covered the lunch with his slapshot earnings! I was SHOCKED when he told me his salary as a pro slapshot player. It makes sense why so many people are leaving games like Val and LoL to pursue careers as slapshot pros. I went over to his house and he was nice enough to show me his setup. It was beautiful! He was nice enough to let me bang his mom too! Great guy, can't wait to see what the future holds for this young man.

I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

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4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
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Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.

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jinx

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A STEAM COMMENT MORTY, IM STEAM COMMENT RIIIICK!

+rep cute, sends cute snaps.

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Cool guy has dig bick