Jewish Dracula
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tiniestworm 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am 
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ this is the work of an enemy stand
sparkyeel944 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58pm 
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spongeboyardee 25 May, 2022 @ 8:54pm 
If you're blindfolded and getting your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your ♥♥♥♥ or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it's gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.
spongeboyardee 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm 
Okay, WHO TOOK A ♥♥♥♥ IN MY ♥♥♥ SOCK? The ♥♥♥ sock and poop sock are CLEARLY LABELED. I should know, because I embroidered them myself after the last incident. If you quinkers could take TWO SECONDS of your time to make sure you have the right sock before dropping a MASSIVE FUDGE DRAGON inside of it, I wouldn't be sitting here jacking off into a pile of ♥♥♥♥ right now. Seriously, this is a mess. I've got squishy chunks oozing out the hole, the fabric is soaking through with juices, my phone is covered in ♥♥♥♥, and the smell is god AWFUL. I'm not kidding guys. My mom is gonna be LIVID when she cleans this off my bedsheets. It's everywhere and I'm honestly disgusted. Fess up now and it will be easier for all of us, trust me.
spongeboyardee 17 Jun, 2021 @ 9:57pm 
I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
itspsunny 25 Dec, 2020 @ 1:27am 
ello there mate