I am Russia.

Treat me politely, and with respect, and we should have no quarrel. I may even prove a powerful ally.

But if you wish to condescend, behave as though you consider yourself a superior being without just cause, then do not take surprise when you incur my wrath.


The walking contradiction: One of my favorite hobbies is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about how much modern people love to ♥♥♥♥♥ about everything.


The Greybeard Arngeir said "There is no difference in the dragon tongue between debating and fighting." For better or worse, my personality also revolves around this statement. Trying to involve me in any kind of theoretical or especially political debate will very rarely accomplish anything other than pissing me off, so unless that's what you're trying to do, I ask that you do not bring me into such matters. (And if you genuinely are just trying to piss me off, don't you have something better to do with your time?)