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Pisshammer 31 Oct, 2024 @ 3:34pm 
Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
PercPumpkin 12 Oct, 2024 @ 1:13pm 
[h1] Balls [/h1]
Pisshammer 16 Apr, 2024 @ 2:28am 
Parched land no desert sand, sun is just a dot
And a little bit of water goes a long way, 'cause it's hot
Three good buddies were laughin' and smoking
In the back of a rented Ford
They couldn't know they weren't going far
Pisshammer 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm 
Hey man look at me rocking out, I'm on the radiooooooooo
ToxicGeo9 22 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52pm 
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
Pisshammer 4 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am 
I ain't your average sicko
I'm dead, just like disco
My bank account is zero, zero, zero, oh no!
I think I need a hero
I don't have no ego
'Cause I'm spitting out now, whoa
I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder all the time
Pisshammer 30 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm 
Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone, raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home, skin made of iron, steel in our bones
Pisshammer 7 May, 2023 @ 12:16am 
THIS FIRE IS OUTTA CONTROL GOTTA BURN THIS CITY BURN THIS CITY
LazerJet 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20pm 
ben
Pisshammer 11 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43pm 
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga
Pisshammer 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:42pm 
Rattle big black bones in the danger zone
There's a rumblin' groan down below
There's a big dark town, it's a place I've found
There's a world going on underground
Pisshammer 12 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45pm 
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to
Pisshammer 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am 
I love driving by my car
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kurwa mać!
Pisshammer 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:35am 
Out of the ashes, the eagle rises still, freedom is calling to all men who bend their will
Pisshammer 6 Nov, 2022 @ 10:06am 
Nobody at the wheel
Somebody hold the controls, give me something real
Somebody grab the wheel
Somebody aim the machine towards something real
Somebody step on the brakes
Someone that feels, take the wheel, someone blow me away
Something to give me the shakes
Somebody real, take the wheel, get me outta this place
Pisshammer 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:05pm 
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
LazerJet 26 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm 
Talking Ben
Pisshammer 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03am 
I came up from the bottom
And into the top
For the first time I feel alive
I can fly like an eagle
And strike like a hawk
Do you think you can survive... the top?
Pisshammer 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm 
I couldn't wait for you to come clear the cupboards
But now you're going to leave with nothing but a sign
Another evening I'll be sitting reading in between your lines
Because I miss you all the time
Pisshammer 12 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am 
No televisions in the air
No circumcisions on the chair
You made the weapons for us all
Just look at us now
Pisshammer 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18am 
I talk to the wind, the wind does not hear
Pisshammer 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28pm 
The hot wind blowing
Jagged lines across the sand
The crumbling buildings
In our minds are all that stand

Just like the buffalo
Blindly following the herd
We try to justify
All the things that have occurred

I don't know what I've been told
But the wishes of the people can't be controlled
I don't know what I've been told
But the wishes of the people can't be controlled
Pisshammer 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50pm 
Monster
She's my favorite
Monster
She's my beautiful
Monster
Pisshammer 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02am 
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
Dj spinnin' I said, "My My"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
Pisshammer 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40pm 
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
Pisshammer 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20pm 
Thinker Solos
LazerJet 12 May, 2022 @ 4:25pm 
mb broski
Pisshammer 12 May, 2022 @ 4:24pm 
Not enough hours on G force
Pisshammer 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm 
You were never one of us. You were nothing but a usurper, a false idol. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you to see, Slayer.
Pisshammer 29 Jul, 2021 @ 7:20pm 
Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Sephiroth :thefarmer:



LazerJet 19 Jul, 2021 @ 3:20pm 
no
Pisshammer 19 Jul, 2021 @ 2:58pm 
Friday night funk :thefarmer:
LazerJet 19 May, 2021 @ 12:24pm 
Ok! Ill make sure to grind those hours :Alberts:
PercPumpkin 19 May, 2021 @ 12:06pm 
Hello John im looking for roommates too, but only if they have 500+ hours in among us.
If your interested please reply as soon as possible. :lunar2019coolpig:
Pisshammer 5 May, 2021 @ 4:19pm 
:sunglassesDoge:
LazerJet 28 Apr, 2021 @ 5:37pm 
Pisshammer 28 Apr, 2021 @ 5:12pm 
Girl: do you think Im pretty ?
Boy: NO
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever ?
Boy: NO
Girl: do you even like me ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would you cry if I walked away ?
Boy: NO
She heard enough and was hurt...she walked away with tears in her eyes.
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: your not pretty..... Your beautiful
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: I don't like you ..... I love you
Boy:I wouldn't cry if you walked away..... I would die if you walked away
Boy whispers: plzz stay with me
Girl whispers: I will.....
•Tonight at midnight your True love will realize she loves you
•Something good will happen to you @ 1-4 p.m.
• Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
• Get ready for the shock of your life!
• If you don't post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
LazerJet 12 Apr, 2021 @ 5:55pm 
hey Pisshammer :Salem:
Pisshammer 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:25pm 
Hey cutie:sunglassesDoge:
LazerJet 25 Mar, 2021 @ 5:58pm 
absolutely, here are my details!
(blahlablalblahlb)
PercPumpkin 24 Mar, 2021 @ 4:04pm 
Hey there billie maze here, to get a epic victory royale please send a picture of your moms money card and the numbers on the back
LazerJet 31 Dec, 2020 @ 11:50am 
same
LazerJet 22 Nov, 2020 @ 11:42am 
bro no way u are true og fortnite man!!!!!
PercPumpkin 21 Nov, 2020 @ 3:49pm 
i have boneman fortnite kid
LazerJet 19 Nov, 2020 @ 2:40pm 
GR............................................DON'T...........................MESS......................WITH......................ME
PercPumpkin 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:07am 
Destiny 2 more like destiny toilet:soviet:
LazerJet 24 Oct, 2020 @ 10:00pm 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pisshammer 24 Oct, 2020 @ 9:12pm 
weewee
LazerJet 20 Oct, 2020 @ 8:26pm 
bro thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane
penis? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my chair and pants holy crap
LazerJet 15 Oct, 2020 @ 8:49pm 
ok