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Báo cáo lỗi dịch thuật
And a little bit of water goes a long way, 'cause it's hot
Three good buddies were laughin' and smoking
In the back of a rented Ford
They couldn't know they weren't going far
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
I'm dead, just like disco
My bank account is zero, zero, zero, oh no!
I think I need a hero
I don't have no ego
'Cause I'm spitting out now, whoa
I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder all the time
There's a rumblin' groan down below
There's a big dark town, it's a place I've found
There's a world going on underground
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kurwa mać!
Somebody hold the controls, give me something real
Somebody grab the wheel
Somebody aim the machine towards something real
Somebody step on the brakes
Someone that feels, take the wheel, someone blow me away
Something to give me the shakes
Somebody real, take the wheel, get me outta this place
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
And into the top
For the first time I feel alive
I can fly like an eagle
And strike like a hawk
Do you think you can survive... the top?
But now you're going to leave with nothing but a sign
Another evening I'll be sitting reading in between your lines
Because I miss you all the time
No circumcisions on the chair
You made the weapons for us all
Just look at us now
Jagged lines across the sand
The crumbling buildings
In our minds are all that stand
Just like the buffalo
Blindly following the herd
We try to justify
All the things that have occurred
I don't know what I've been told
But the wishes of the people can't be controlled
I don't know what I've been told
But the wishes of the people can't be controlled
She's my favorite
Monster
She's my beautiful
Monster
Dj spinnin' I said, "My My"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
If your interested please reply as soon as possible.
Boy: NO
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever ?
Boy: NO
Girl: do you even like me ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would you cry if I walked away ?
Boy: NO
She heard enough and was hurt...she walked away with tears in her eyes.
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: your not pretty..... Your beautiful
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: I don't like you ..... I love you
Boy:I wouldn't cry if you walked away..... I would die if you walked away
Boy whispers: plzz stay with me
Girl whispers: I will.....
•Tonight at midnight your True love will realize she loves you
•Something good will happen to you @ 1-4 p.m.
• Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
• Get ready for the shock of your life!
• If you don't post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
(blahlablalblahlb)
penis? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my chair and pants holy crap