Hello ladies!

I'm a Funny kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wild Intercourse with the right girl.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my Hot personality, closely followed by my massive ♥♥♥♥. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my ♥♥♥♥ and abs. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a KFC Member, eating chicken. This allows me to exercise my skills: A phat ass and a nice ♥♥♥♥. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Johnny Sins getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:
Meet Donald Trump
Get jiggy with you
Become the best KFC Member I can be
Eat chicken

If you're the right girl for me, you'll be big boobs and tight ♥♥♥♥♥. You won't be afraid to have wild intercourse and will have a healthy respect for My ♥♥♥♥ size.

My ideal date would involve Turtles in a hotel room in Syria with a tight ♥♥♥♥♥ girl by my side. While we're there, I lick your massive and soft boobs and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygiene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

Light my fire, babe

Alexis Brony