from the merry to the christmas to the santa to the grinch where my festive hat thats my coal always trouble when i distribute presents

The voices, I can still hear them, ringing like the creak of a broken door knob. The children, no more than ten of them, trapped in a dark alleyway, trying... clawing to climb over a wall just a bit too tall for them. That's when he appeared. Wholesome Christmas Michael2833 himself. After seeing the 7 foot monster towering before them, the children went pale for their destiny became a foregone conclusion. Wholesome Christmas Michael2833 approached them slowly, methodically. As he approached, he laid before each kid their own blue present. As he left, only the words "have fun" were lost to the wind, because unbeknownst to the children, every one of the presents he had set before them contained a weapon of mass destruction that alone could destroy human civilization as we know it...

SHARP SHARK GO MEOW OUTSIDE

Your honor, my client is not a skinwalker. It is simply preposterous to think they are real, because there are no living scientists who claim they are real anymore. Just because my client is accused of being a skinwalker who kills scientists who claims skinwalkers are real, doesn't mean that it's true. The video footage of my client turning into scientists who worked at the facility to infiltrate and eat them alive in 4k is clearly a special effect. There is simply no logical reason to believe skinwalker michael is actually a skinwalker

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YOU ARE NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!