Well, well, isn't this just like old times. Steam player in the flesh. Or rather on the Steam page. We meet at last. Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand, and now I require a further indulgence on your part. You need to decide to friend me... Or... Well... Face unforeseen consequences. You've proved yourself a decisive individual, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just press the friend button and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise... Well... You can take the liberty of exiting my account page. Time to choose. That's all for now. I will see you up ahead, Steam player.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, and smell the ashes. I trust you will make the right choice. Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

When you friend me, you will have my... undivided attention. Otherwise, you are on your own. We will see... about that.

So, would you like to join me? Or will you let this opportunity pass you by? Choose wisely. That’s all for now. I will see you up ahead, Steam player.