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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 34.9 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 14 Apr, 2022 @ 10:53pm
Updated: 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:42am

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Controller-friendly }---
☐ hell no
☑ it's okay
☐ good
☐ really nice
☐ perfect

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Final thoughts: After 5 hours, I have reached the end of the story. From this point is is just grind. I really wish there was more story to the game or more places to visit on the map. Now the game is a collect them all for 15$ ( on sale). I hope that more comes out later. I do not see myself playing this longer then a week.

Edit: I currently have 17 hours in the game. After the most recent update, I have crashed a lot less. However, there are visual bugs. They are small, but very noticeable since i'm trying to create my perfect cafe. Thinking in the long run, there are very limited items you can get and cats too. Although you can have a max of 40+ cats, there are only 30 something cats available. Perhaps more cats to come in the future.

Also, if you join the discord, the DEVs are listening and taking feedback. Again, I do not see myself playing this game longer then a week just because after I have my "perfect" cafe, that's it. Nothing else left to do besides press the next day. (4/16/2022).
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