goose 最近的評論

one of the best first playthrough experiences i have ever had.
dlc was worth.

has sex

i got the game so i could throw the shovel, pretty good shovel.

i didn't unleash my pent up rage in this game, this game gave me my pent up rage.
also not enough sex.

pretty good, not enough sex.

this game makes me do things, say things.
things that should never be said.
the words i utter have given me a special place in hell.

I awake from my slumber, the horror outside seems to be fiesty today. I ignore it.
I eat everything in sight and clear the browser history on my 10,000 B.C gaming pc since last night was wild.
I open the door and slam it shut several times because the sound makes me feel good inside, but then i look over at the love of my life and feel an overwhelming sense of joy. The ♥♥♥♥♥ is out of fuel and runs on my dead grandma's still beating heart.
I kick the flat tire and spit in the hood before getting in the drivers seat, I proceed to try and drive with the handbrake down for seventeen minutes before accidentaly pressing spacebar in my blind rage.
I drive for two hours before i die from severe not ever taking a ♥♥♥♥ disorder.

Could it be
master of an edge

i commited the mortal sin of turning down music audio to listen to my own, minos prime proceeded to spank me with his "judgement!" attack until he triggerd my trap card (i got gud) so i went ahead and took him to the philippines where the poverty increased my power lvl tenfold, but this wasnt enough so i used my last painkiller (max payne style) and juggled my coin approximately sixtynine times. i didnt know they had capped the coin juggle damage so that ♥♥♥♥ only gave him one fourth of a seizure before his dementia kicked in and he gave his dumbass monologue again before i penetrated him with my weird ass shotgun blast fister 9000 and he imploded, ez D rank bby (-420 restarts)

my custom logo and background for this game on steam deserve to be the pinacle of my suffering when i inevitably end myself and return my spiritual self to the abyss