My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? Every time she calls it by her nickname, I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

UPDATE: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.

I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone.

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[Mario in business suit jumps into gap, then rewinds back to where he started]
YEA-OOOOOOOP!
("What you do? How you do that? How you do that"?)

Now if you didn't catch that, I just went back in time! Through the whole game, you just be going back in time, watch this shid! Now you bout ta die!

[Mario in business suit jumps into the gap again, falling much further...]
He be like OHHHHHHH SHID I'M GONNA DIE!
[then rewinds back to where he started]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
AHHHHH!! That's it, the n—a just come back! Watch this shid, watch this shid watch this shid, right here...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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So I'm sayin', right, he go over here alright, he fall in the fire,
OHHHHHHH! AHHHHH! WHOAAAAAAAAAA!
I PSYCHED YOUR ASS OUT, BICHT!
Watch this shid! OH! OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! [guttural scream] OHHH! OHHHHH!!!!
Watch this shid! OH. OH! OHHHH!! COME HERE, BICHT! OHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOP!
Can you believe this shid? Naw. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

You saw how far I rewinded that shid? And then, what make it so funny about it, he don't ever run out of the, out of the, going back in time "potion". He just go back in time forever. He goin' for— and there ain't no point to the game, he just go around, watch this shid, aw I fell off the ladder (WOOOOOOOOOOOP!). Shid's stupid as hell, man. OHHHHHHHHHH!
Hey I just thought I should show you all that on YouTube it's (??? ???) shid, man. Alright man, I'm out.