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19.0 hrs last two weeks / 66.9 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:29am

Call of Duty : The Biggest Carnival of Trash and Tryhards?

Ohh well, where do I even begin?

If you love roller coasters, you’re in for a ride — because this game crashes more often than a demolition derby! Seriously, I’ve seen more stability in a Jenga tower built by toddlers than in this game.

Let’s talk about the gameplay. Oh wait, I can’t — because 80% of the time, you’re dealing with tryhards, cheaters and or babies. Some guys must have IV drips of energy drinks, because they play like their lives depend on it. One moment you’re respawning, the next you’re a target dummy for some sweat-soaked, basement-dwelling pro who’s clearly forgotten what sunlight looks like. The matchmaking is a tragedy for new players.

And don't get me started on the servers. Imagine trying to play a game while surfing the internet on a potato. Yup, that’s pretty much the experience. Lag spikes that could launch you to the moon, disconnects that make you question your Wi-Fi provider, and enough glitches to make you think you’re in a Matrix sequel.

So, if you enjoy pulling your hair out, yelling at your screen, and generally questioning your life choices, this is the game for you!

For the rest of us, maybe stick to something a little less rage-inducing... like competitive knitting or something.

10/10 would recommend.




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24 Comments
monkeywrestler 26 Jun, 2024 @ 3:25pm 
why do you review game if you cant keep emotion out
hurtman10 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm 
you gotta become one of them and be good at the game
Greyrat 20 Jun, 2024 @ 1:03pm 
seriously. i've never seen a game that needed to restart more than mw2019-22-23 lol
nice geto pfp btw :D
SoleSurvivor™ 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:42am 
Haha thank you tokyo! And when it has to do multiple restarts, the crashes after are the worst :flamey_deadpan:
Melon Siggi 19 Jun, 2024 @ 4:02pm 
Let's not forget about the cesspool of losers that use "aim assist" which is actually just inbuilt aimbot.
Greyrat 19 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm 
guaranteed you're right lmao
"update requires restart" :sob:
Greyrat 19 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm 
"Seriously, I’ve seen more stability in a Jenga tower built by toddlers than in this game." is a hilarious line and so true
Wolfy 19 Jun, 2024 @ 12:26pm 
Why are you getting mad over being bad at the game ._.
Phase_27 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:53pm 
Have you ever tried Helldivers? I recommend it.
PandaShoes™ 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37pm 
iv never crashed in mw2 or mw3 but i do get some games where they lag for 30 seconds then fgo back to normal or the server dies also never seen an obvious cheater but have suspected a few people