this guy is so so cool. like one of the coolest guy ive ever met. imagine this, a poor boy like me, homeless, suffering on the streets of LA (if u didnt know that means los angeles its a city in california) and this guy is such a megachad cool bro guy. he gives me a handjob and a lamborghini?? PLUS he gives me 5 wives and a mansion. this guy not only is he rich, he got mad skills with everything. truely a nice cool gigachad guy. unbelievable.

next time he ♥♥♥♥♥ on u on csgo just know he's doing it with his 5k 1000hz monitor and $500 finalmouse with 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on him.

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Buenos días, somos el soporte técnico de Xshop, su tarjeta de crédito ha sido rechazado por falta de fondos, los siguientes artículos fueron los pedidos:

-Consolador Negro XL ($500)
-Vibrador Pro X3 ($768)
-Tanga Masculina Gay ($150)
-Fotografía de Gabe Newell ($50)
-Pony MLP Rainbow Dash ($19,99)
-Masturbador Masculino ($9,99)

Las siguientes compras no se procesarán sin realizar el pago.

uwu

Damn, cant beat that

The biggest of oofs.