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Posted: 8 Aug, 2021 @ 5:52am

Everything was fine until the dreaded Spring festival..... I had given one girl all my precious geodes and copper ingots almost every day. Time passes until the Spring festival flower dance. I go up and ask her to dance and what does she say? "Ew gross"...... Ok that's ok what about the other girls that i've given my valuable gems too.....turned down by every single one of those gold diggers. Alright fine i'll just dance with the chubby alcoholic fisherman.....NOPE! I sat there in silence as I watched everyone in town have a nice little time at the flower dance. I am now planning my revenge, starting by giving everyone in town trash and broken CD's as presents. Next I shall breed an army of attack chickens and pillage their homes. I will get my revenge.
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