Colonel in the Kebab Defenders Brigade. Defended good boy Kebabinis from evil Kafirs in Bosnia, Chechnya, Kashmir, Ogaden, Rakhine, Mindanao, Uyghuristan, Karabakh and Palestine. Honourary citizen of Pakistan, Iran, Turkey, Malaysia, Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Tower Hamlets London. Specialising in bum-rush 'shahada first questions later' tactics using automatic rifles, shotguns and RPGs. Mastered the use of 'magic takbir' for bonus morale. I hone my tactical prowess in Insurgency and my strategic prowess in EU4. I give my soul and blood to Allah (SWT) and his Caliph Amirul-Mumineen Sultan Erdogan I.