QuatermassAU
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Whovian. Well-read. Chose a username everyone misspells (look up 'Professor Quatermass' on Wikipedia). I like RPGs, games with interesting stories, and taking screenshots from games and captioning them with smartarse comments. Please rate them up if you like them.
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Quatermass' Commandments for TF2
(in appalling pseudo-medieval English and no particular order)

1. Thou shalt not spawncamp. Thou dost not like it when it happens to thee.
2. Thou shalt not voice chat, especially if thou hath not reached puberty.
3. Thou shalt not whine about the Mini-Sentry. Yea, though I too find it vexing, it is still not that big a deal. Copeth.
4. Thou shalt not spawncamp. 'Tis a pox upon sportmanship, worse than performance-enhancing drugs.
5. Thou shalt not swear more than three times a second.
6. Thou shalt not demean W+M1 Pyros. Even they have their place.
7. Thou shalt not spawncamp. Those who do so have no honour and rank somewhere below Judas Iscariot, Ephialtes, and Uwe Boll. Thine ears don't deceive thee. Spawncampers are worse than Uwe Boll.
8. Thou shalt spell words correctly if possible in text chat. Grammar and punctuation, while desirable, is optional. I am not that pedantic.
9. Thou shalt not press F4 in Mann Versus Machine for at least a period of time, to allow people to go AFK. Otherwise, the rout that happens is thine own fault.
10. THOU. SHALT. NOT. SPAWNCAMP. Yea, I am repeating mine own self. I am merely making my position on spawncamping as clear as crystal.
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QuatermassAU 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:07pm 
It's been a while since I left a comment here, so here it is: Comment. You're welcome.
QuatermassAU 20 Mar, 2015 @ 12:52pm 
In light of the current debacle involving Microsoft GFWL and Resident Evil 5 , I propose that Microsoft Games For Windows Live should be thus renamed to Microsoft Games For You. Microsoft GFY has a good ring to it, I reckon.
QuatermassAU 16 Mar, 2015 @ 3:34am 
I've had it up to HERE with frigging toddlers with voice chat on Team Fortress 2 . That game is MA15+. Toddlers should not be playing it. Toddlers should not have access to voice chat, either. They are annoying, and distract from MY enjoyment of the game.
QuatermassAU 12 Mar, 2015 @ 1:28pm 
RIP Terry Pratchett
QuatermassAU 6 Mar, 2015 @ 8:18pm 
I'm abandoning the quote of the week thing in favour of making funny comments on screenshots. That being said, I've just realised something. The image of the 'World Traveller' achievement in Team Fortress 2 makes the world look like it's suffering from flatulence. :/
QuatermassAU 19 Feb, 2015 @ 4:42pm 
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"It's...perfect. The taste is a perfect blend of all the tastes and essences that make coffee what it is . A perfect blend--and yet I can discern every one... perfectly . Even the way the liquid adheres to the inside of the cup, indicative of the way it flows along the taste buds, is aesthetically perfect . It reveals the mathematical perfection of the cup itself! The delicate smoothness of the china, with its own inherent temperature, which mitigates the otherwise extreme heat of the coffee itself...IT IS A THING OF TACTILE AND FUNCTIONAL BEAUTY! PERFECT! AND THIS! THIS PERFECT SAUCER! "

- Vanamonde tasting the perfect cup of coffee, from Girl Genius, by Phil and Kaja Foglio. I prefer tea or Coca-Cola, myself .