ty, gl next!

To whom it may concern, your VISA card, titled "mum's VISA" has been security locked due to suspicious activity on websites that may be malicious to your devices and bank account. Please confirm this action to the Commonwealth Bank via eMail or Phone, to keep your account secure. Here are the following items that were listed as suspicious:

1x Rammer's Dragon Dildo (18'') $49.99
2x Kleenex Tissue Box (Extra Smooth) $5.00
1x XXXS Hero Condoms $6.00
10x PlayBoy Men Edition Magazines $74.55
2x Slipperz 1 Litre Bottle of Water-Based Lubricant $30.00
1x Autoblow 2 Male Sex Toy $89.90

If you would like to confirm these purchases, please reply to the email that will be sent.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.

♥♥♥♥ psl