Mr. Clam man, bring me a clam
Make him the clammiest that I've ever seen
Give him two shells like mussels and oyster
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Clam man, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to clam my own
Please turn on your clammy spam
Mr. Clam man, bring me a clam
(schlapshclapshclapschlap plup)
Mr. Clam man, bring me a clam
Make him the Clammiest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not clam chowder
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Clam man, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to clam my own
Please turn on your clammy spam
Mr. Clam man, bring me a clam
(schlapshclapshclapschlap plup)
Mr. Clam man (Clam: yesssssss) bring me a clam
Give him a pair of shells with a bucket of spam
Give him the lonely heart of a Mollusk
And a shell I can pet from morning to dusk
Mr. Clam man, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your Clammy spam
Mr. Clam man, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. Clam man, bring me a Clam