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http://logs.tf/1118023#76561198145912673

https://local.theonion.com/excited-shopper-decides-to-wear-new-butt-plug-out-of-st-1830850007/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Did you know in ten years you will be ten years older than you are now

u https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=5304582

:eggplant: :grinning:

One day, man find bread while working field. "Is no potato but will feed family" man say. Man make long journey home and is remember family is kill. "More bread for me!" Man think but bread have worm.

18:47 - oh gaz ur a ledge: well we're a bit retarded arent we

i love bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thats my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem

i cant believe i laughed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZYErjxUqyE

21:19 - What, you egg?: give me aids keybinds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7pXioHcQf8

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ok so youre a chucklehead

when you think about it, "chucklehead" is actually a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good insult

you are aids

haha lool xD i just want to say ur really cool and funny.. id really like to be ur friend.. u dont have to if u dnt want 2 BUT i think ur realy cool and awesome and i would LOVE (a lot)) for us to have a friendship.. nothing more lool i dont want e -gf.. but friends i yes :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

yes that'd be lovely

do u want more

i have more

thanks adam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of ♥♥♥♥ that makes little kiddies and underageb& ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat this ♥♥♥♥ right the ♥♥♥♥ up.Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the ♥♥♥♥ out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the ♥♥♥♥ it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the ♥♥♥♥ of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who engage in every kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ both online and in the real world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKa92AeSByo

[OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!!

No one will remember you or your insignificant life in 100 years, maybe even 50. I will be a gaming legend and my accolades will be remembered forever. I am a god, and you are nothing.

posting in epic thread xD

I've had it for as long as I got it

Hi, my name is Thora seven eggs

Queen honey bee

"Every third day she has a ♥♥♥♥"

demo main inc

https://youtu.be/ARX3TQBdfng?t=31 0:30 to 0:51, you when you are trying to play demo and eat at the same time. Nice mid presence!

im a middle boy

ur a middle house

I just saw a middle dog

[18:35, 9/14/2016] thora: i cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slam you
[18:36, 9/14/2016] thora: youve slammed me like 100 times today and i dont know what to do

"goppy do you have a tail" Honey 2016

Are you aware I have a ritual called ‘terminator’. I crouch in the shower in the “naked terminator” pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ***got friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”

alright maybe i blow you both i like you mutherfukkas so much i got cherry eyes ♥♥♥♥♥

when are you gonna come over and kill a bottle of wine and pack of condoms with me??

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