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I donāt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itās my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iāll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iāll walk around my house and pick up various different ātrinketsā and put them in my bag while saying stuff like āIāll be having thatā and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (ātrinketsā can include anything from ā„ā„ā„ā„ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iām 99% sure they donāt know itās me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now
I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap
cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about
that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs,
butter, milk, the most ā„ā„ā„ā„ā„ā„ up route in existence, and some fine
quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add
extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy
in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that
will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out
of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap
for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be
prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's
episode, until next time, stay squeaky!ļ»æ