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I think we could see the creation of a “hole” new system that could change the way games are played forever.

Need to store that extra fusion energy for later? Spread them cheeks and harness the power of the Sun right in your butthole.

Need a place for extra ammo? Mount a scope on your butt crack and now you have a buttzooka.

Trying to romance that cute guy/girl in game? Eat a can of Willy’s Space Beans and jam a recorder in your butthole to serenade them until the plastic melts.

We have truly entered the dawn of a new age in gaming

P.S. show us your ass Todd!

Everytime i (24M) hear an clock ticking i start cuming all over everyting. It al started when i was 17. I was playing a game where you defuse a bomb. I took my fat ass on the pc and booted up the game. Times started and on the first tick... I started moaning so hard, every window near me broked, earthquakes started all over the country, some animals are extinct. And then a white sloopy dluppy Cummies started exploding from my fat dunky wonky sweaty ♥♥♥♥. My mom came to my room with her eardrums exploded and saw me on the ground with every liquid a human can contain, Blood, ♥♥♥, sweat, piss, guts everything you name it.

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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned

If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

In the past month it used to be very detailed and good made porn of amongus, now all i see is things that are made by paint or memes, i dont want memes i want to jerk off to among us

Imagine being gay