2015 GOTY: Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Me: This game is simply amazing, if you don't buy it asap I will find you and kill you kurwa

2016 GOTY: Sakura Dungeon
Bloody Idjit: This was my goty for 2016, never have I played a game with so much LGBT representation; people often complain that there isn't many true ones in gaming but Sakura dungeon disagrees. This game has purely lesbian females, I need to stop writing this review now my ♥♥♥♥ has awoken and demands sacrifice.

2017 GOTY: Minecraft
ENEMY SPOTTED: This game was made by Notch whom I share many political opinions with, I like to pretend villagers are dumb leftists as I drop tnt on them screaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

2018 GOTY: Smash Bros Ultimate
el Day: I'm gay and I love to smash bros.

2019 GOTY: Luigi's Mansion 3
AkDar: This game is the scariest game I've ever played, had to give up on it because I started crying.

2020 GOTY: Last of us Part 2
Derxela: This game taught me the importance of golf, never know when you might need to practice your swing!

2021 GOTY: Monster hunter rise
Slippy Fish: This game made me rise to the occasion of becoming a furry, I wanted nothing more than to pretend the great sword was my penis as I shove it inside the monsters a-

2022 GOTY: Overwatch 2
Fujiwara Takumi: Junker Queen, she's such an important female. That strength she has, and she's sexy, we can be strong and sexy. And she's rough as guts, she smashes any male that comes across her path. So that's a really exciting position for me to be in, giving a voice to strong women.


2015 BAD GAME: Bloodborne
el Day: This game is like Sekiro but worse in every single way. The combat doesn't work, it's as edgy as Mortal Kombat which is gay, and it never won a goty award like Sekiro Shadows die twice did.

2016 BAD GAME: Overwatch
ENEMY SPOTTED: This game is only good for the porn it created on my favourite website E621 [e621.net]

2017 BAD GAME: Fortnite
Fujiwara Takumi: Children keep bullying me when I play this game, calling me rude things all the time so I uninstalled it off my nintendo switch.

2018 BAD GAME: Red Dead Redemption 2
Slippy Fish: This game was an embarrassment to gaming society, it was so bad I renounced being American. This game has you press A/X to do everything, the story is trash and has loopholes, the main character is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and they set it in wild west america which is the most boring time on earth of all time. They really should have made a GTA clone set in medieval europe, which was the greatest era mankind has EVER seen.

2019 BAD GAME: League of Legends
AkDar: This game can suck my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game omfg I can't stand this game it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks and I can't stop playing it omhhghghg

2020 BAD GAME: Genshin Impact
Bloody Idjit: I can't believe I spent over $1000 on pixel women, it makes me disgusted now after my forced church attendance. I have repented for my ways, make sure to do the same for there is no space in the lords world for virgins who play this game!

2021 BAD GAME: Warioware get it together!
Derxela: I saw this game when I entered my nearby games store, and all I saw was the game telling me to get it together. Well ♥♥♥♥ you nintendo! You don't know me! I'm not that depressed you piece of ♥♥♥♥!!!!! IM NEVER BUYING ANOTHER NINTENDO GAME EVER AGAIN

2022 BAD GAME: Elden Ring
XSleepyEcoX: I thought this game was about ♥♥♥♥ rings so I got super excited, then the game calls me maidenless. This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexist like I can't believe it, why can't I pledge my servitude to a really manly and buff guy with ginger hair and a slight stubble on his chin???