DeadlyKitten
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So i decided to cheat for the first time and well, you can see what happened on the right.
So, don't do it.
Ever. :cozyrealmroyale:
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Rodney Dangerfield's best jokes.
:cozynms:Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide.' He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

:cozynms:I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.

:cozynms:A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

:cozynms:I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

:cozynms:I know my wife cheats on me. Every time i get home the parrot says "Quick, out the window!"

:cozynms:My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

:cozynms:With my wife, I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

:cozynms:I asked him, 'Who said you could fool around with my wife?' He said, 'Everybody.

:cozynms:My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. She said, 'All kids smell that way.

:cozynms:My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark.

:cozynms:I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me,
“What’ll you have?” I said, “Surprise me.” He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

:cozynms:With my dog I don’t get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don’t want to go out. He wants me to leave.

:cozynms:Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, “Doc, I keep thinking I’m a dog.” He told me to get off his couch.

:cozynms:I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I’d get.

:cozynms:I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek – she bent over!
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:RuneScapeguy: 6.12.2024 klo 12.16 
Just as i suspected. >.>
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⭐ d o P e __ ● 30.5.2024 klo 12.25 
i have the same proplem with taa what can we do in v riesing ?
RiChuF 1.9.2023 klo 13.16 
fellow based brit ++++ rep
Jaunty -99 Resilience 28.1.2023 klo 23.46 
lezz gooo :hwhappy:
◤◈AliZahra◈◥ 15.1.2023 klo 11.58 
Sorry I read it wrong u said I guess and I was read wrong like cause…


Yes I got band💐🫡👋🏻😄