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Posted: 2 Sep, 2018 @ 1:37pm

Early Access Review
This game MAKES GREAT STORIES

You crashland in a tropical rainforrest with your mom, ex-husband, a pistol, and your pet yorkie.
The three of you live in a decent looking base created from all the resources available, complete with a dining room/kitchen, hospital, lab, and plenty of bedrooms in hopes of strangers joining. Unfortunatly your mother passes away from a heart attack, but you still try to make best of a tough situauion. Eventually you push through and get over the loss of your mother. Maybe things are finally lightening up?

wrong.

Space pirates shoot a mortar shell straight into the roof of the base youve spent quadrums working on, destroying all of your valuables. The new hole in your roof is letting in the hot air from the heat wave and your yorkie collapses from heatstroke. You want to save your precious bonded dog, but another shell takes down the walls, collapsing the remaining roof onto your dog. Your ex charges into the seige party and manages to blow up 3 of the 6 pirates with a doomsday rocket launcher, but unfortunatly manages to get a few burns himself. The remaining 3 flee off the map, and your ex slowly makes his way back to the now ruined base. An infection from his burns starts to spread, but you dont know how to treat wounds. Eventually the infection takes over and kills him.

Now without the company of your pet, and the nagging of your ex, you're on your own.
You seem to have lost your mind. You feel as if you need to attack anything in sight. You're going berserk.
A group of friendlies passes by your base, but seeing them makes you furious.

You charge at them. One has a shotgun aimed at your head. You take the fatal blow.
Everything has been lost. Maybe in the future someone can call these ruins their new home?

LIKE LOL A GAME MAKE A STORY THIS JUICY COME ON JUST BUY IT IF YOURE THINKING ABOUT IT
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