You owe me 5 bucks

How do I explain to my gynecologist that I don't want to get rid of my pubic lice? I am infertile and my sweet little crab babies are the closest thing I have to birthing actual children...

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥ ~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥♥ !" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning in my ear while your throbbing ♥♥♥♥ penetrates my throat.

I'm still damaged, physically as well as emotionally.

I want to be the sex slave of an upper class white man in his twenties/early thirties with anger management issues that forces me to wear a maid outfit (or any girly clothes in general) and tells me that i am his, and only his cute little slut while he ravages my butt with his ♥♥♥♥ and makes me eat my own ♥♥♥ afterwards

So one of my friends has been single for a month and he's been feeling depressed cos of it, he's always complaining about not getting his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so I unzipped his pants and ended the complaining right then and there, I didn't take any pleasure from it, apart from cheering my friend up of course, but I can't help feeling what I did was gay

when my dad fouind out the type of women i masturbate to he gave me his favorite playboy and made me ♥♥♥ to each and every model as he watched. it was a long night. my ♥♥♥♥ was raw and bloody as he coached me on how to masturbate to them correctly. he said they were too beautiful and heavenly to be desecrated by my half-assed masturbation attempts. he told me to go faster, go slower, to loosen or harden my grip. that i would never be a man if i didnt know optimal masturbation techniques. when we were done the sun was coming up. i slipped and fell in the fluid covering the floor, a mixture of my tears and ♥♥♥. he called me pathetic as he walked away.