great game, buddy

Nice strategy

amazing mate

i wonder if this guy likes yakuza

EXCUSE ME IRS, YOU SEND ME A LETTER TELLING ME TO PAY MY TAXES! SIX-THOUSAND DOLLARS! AND THEN YOU HAVE ME WAITING ON THE PHONE FOR FIFTY-SIX MINUTES AND YOU HAVE ME WAIT FOR ANOTHER HOUR! THIS IS TREASON! YOU WANNA ♥♥♥♥ ME! THIS MEANS WAR IRS, THIS MEANS WAR! GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

"Awwww Kesk. Awww fawk. C'mon, wait for me for a bit. Awww fawk Kesk, come on. ...that's a fawkin' Jockey. That's a Jockey. ...Look at you with your speed run, Kesk. Look at you with your fawkin' speedrun Kesk. ...C'mon, pick me up... C'mon, pick me up. C'mon pick me up. Ahh, c'mon, pick me up. You bastard...you fawkin' bastard. Y-yeah, what did I fawkin say - "oH hoHO, I'm gonna spEEd rUn, aww haha, fAWk eVeRyOne eLSe~"... I should never have saved you, mon, fawk you... Yyyyyeah, fawk you man... The amount of times I saved your ass for your lil fawkin' speed run, now you just let me die."... (You little ♥♥♥♥♥ kesk)x3, you saved Ellis but not me. He saved Ellis but not m-You could have waited for me for like five seconds and he said "nope, I'm gonna go for the fawkin' save house~". Fawkin bastard...fawkin bastard... Kesk, you fawkin' bastard. -Audible cough- Aawh, look at that, huh Kesk, who who saved your fawkin' run Kesk."