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reliable, well-engineered commercial software?"
(By Matt Welsh)
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Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
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In dwelling, be close to the land.
In meditation, delve deep into the heart.
In dealing with others, be gentle and kind.
In speech, be true.
In work, be competent.
In action, be careful of your timing.
-- Lao Tsu
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In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride
in any motor vehicle.
😭
Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...
Scully: An invisible elephant?
Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty
disappear once.
"The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"
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It's very inconvenient to be mortal -- you never know when everything may
suddenly stop happening.
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