Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking) female, and I am under the presumption that it is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam.

I am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. As a man of standard I do not bow to just any female that comes my way unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your socializing experience.

Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.

so good at smelling muffins but so bad at smite

Uh oh. Do you hear that? Thats the sound of you hyperventilating and panic scrolling through someones profile. Did you lose? Of course you did. Its not your fault though, how were you supposed to know that you were gonna get matched against the

ABSOLUTE

C H A D

that is Extra Chromie Homie?

This man doesnt have just 1 extra chromosome.
Not 2.
Not even 3.

He has more chromosomes then you can even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ count. This dude ♥♥♥♥♥ out chromosomes and force feeds them to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beta losers like you. Now here you are hooked up to the chromie drip feed like the indolent mouth breather you are.

Suck up good, baby boy. Its feeding time.

~SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP~

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