I'm a trappa
I can't rappa (I'm not parappa)
I'm an ace detective
I can make any hole in a case defective
I don't mean to boast
But all toasters toast toast
Now after those brutal rhymes, you might wanna sue
But before you do that, allow me to freestyle on you
I no give a shizzle
My dizzle
I am fruity
Like a cutie patootie
I am so thicc
That it's ridicc
It is no tricc
It is sicc
I have sass
It comes with a $100 season pass
Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I rather flex my knuckles
I eat candy
Which is real dandy
I eat sweets
You eat... uh... unsweet sweets
If you mess with me
I will make you be
Uh
Rhyme rhyme rhyme
Rhyme
*c o n f u s e d p a r a p p i n g n o i s e s*