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Col / Colin
Portland, Oregon, United States
I have never been to Portugal






You are a worm through time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye. Through a mirror, the inverted is made right. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to be true. We stand around while you dream. You can almost hear our words but you forget. This happens more and more now. You gave us the permission in your regulations. We wait in the stains. The word that describes this is redacted. Repeat the word. The name of the sound. It resonates in your house. After the song, time for applause. We build you until nothing remains. The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you. You are home. You remind us of home. You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you. All hair must be eaten. Under the conceptual reality behind this reality you must want these waves to drag you away. After the song, time for applause. This cliché is death out of time, breaking the first the second the third the fourth wall, fifth wall, floor; no floor: you fall! How do you say “insane”? Hurts to be happy. An earworm is a tune you can’t stop humming in a dream: “baby baby baby, yeah!” Just plastic. So safe and nothing to worry about. Ha ha, funny. The last egg breaks now. The hole in your room is a hole in you. You came and we let you in through the hole in you. You have always been here, the only child. A copy of a copy of a copy. Orange peel. The picture is you holding the picture. When you hear this you will know you’re in new you. You want to listen. You want to dream. You want to smile. You want to hurt. You don’t want to be.
I have never been to Portugal






You are a worm through time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye. Through a mirror, the inverted is made right. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to be true. We stand around while you dream. You can almost hear our words but you forget. This happens more and more now. You gave us the permission in your regulations. We wait in the stains. The word that describes this is redacted. Repeat the word. The name of the sound. It resonates in your house. After the song, time for applause. We build you until nothing remains. The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you. You are home. You remind us of home. You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you. All hair must be eaten. Under the conceptual reality behind this reality you must want these waves to drag you away. After the song, time for applause. This cliché is death out of time, breaking the first the second the third the fourth wall, fifth wall, floor; no floor: you fall! How do you say “insane”? Hurts to be happy. An earworm is a tune you can’t stop humming in a dream: “baby baby baby, yeah!” Just plastic. So safe and nothing to worry about. Ha ha, funny. The last egg breaks now. The hole in your room is a hole in you. You came and we let you in through the hole in you. You have always been here, the only child. A copy of a copy of a copy. Orange peel. The picture is you holding the picture. When you hear this you will know you’re in new you. You want to listen. You want to dream. You want to smile. You want to hurt. You don’t want to be.
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ArxTun 10 Aug @ 10:49am 
Ahhhhh I'm lateee
yunselsad 4 Aug @ 6:16am 
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col 29 Nov, 2019 @ 7:57pm 
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Noodle 28 Nov, 2019 @ 9:07pm 
Can I tell you guys something? My mom tried to abort me but I ♥♥♥♥ing parried the coat hanger and landed a critical hit on her abdomen and she ♥♥♥♥ing yeeted from her vagene and won't let me back in. Can I stay at one of your guys houses until my eyes develop please?
Noodle 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:29pm 
There can be seen a relative link between the molar mass of calcium (40.08 amu [atomic mass units{in relation to the amount of atoms with avagadros number <6.023x10^23>}]) alongside the stats of a riven mod, more precisely one that has the stats of plus critical damage, plus critical chance and the negative known as “-zoom.” The combination of these three stats outputs the highest slash damage values possible and, therefore, is the most efficient combo. In the same way as this, chemistry in the natural world is also balanced and efficient, with slash damage being represented as the molar mass and these specific riven stats being the element. It remains constant regardless of which calcium atoms you are comparing, just like the riveting performance of this absolute combo featuring what can now be concluded as the ultimate stat
Noodle 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:29pm 
combo for any riven mod regardless of weapon associated with it. This is conclusive evidence which dictates the single best combo for any riven mod to be “dual crit and negative zoom” with absolutely no argument. This is pure and objective fact. Now another place where science and math can be applied to riven mods comes in the form of the famous “Pythagorean theorem”, with the balance between the opposite and adjacent sides and the hypotenuse. This balance can be noted as the two critical stats being compared to the negative zoom, the hypotenuse, all being balanced and efficient just as the chemistry example above. After all of this, the absolute conclusion is that dual crit and negative zoom are the best possible combo for stats regarding a riven mod.