excited to play with you

you cute bro

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🏀 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🥗
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"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"
-Hobbes

Golly, I'd hate to have a kid like me!
-- Calvin

"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father
inconsolable - demands recount!" -- Calvin
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I like crackers.

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- ◄▓══════════════► + Aim
- ◄▓══════════════► + Skill
- ◄══════════════▓► + Boosted
- ◄══════════════▓► + Toxicity
- ◄▓══════════════► +♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Size
- ◄▓══════════════► + Intelligence
- ◄▓══════════════► + Communication

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