YO NEW GD UPDATE

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-rep
five night

Big fan! Thanks for helping my wife and I pick out a stroller. I'd gift you a game or two, but you sold us on the 1000 dollar stroller and now i am broke. If you are ever in need of any sex toys, remember i own the sex toy shop down the street, let me know and i can give you a discount.
-Jamal "Black Mamba" Jackson

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

+rep very friendly and fast trader!