@starboi Thank you for giving me the Fedora of Mystery and Autism! I really appreciate it.

Please keep yourself safe! I mean that with 100%, with 1000%!

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You have been visited by the Fedora of Mystery and Autism! Tip this fedora to 5 friends or you'll be haunted to become an atheist neckbeard!

Lebron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst ring in miami, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

What I want

I want to be your pet cow. I want to be bred, milked, tagged, and forced to live on my hands and knees. I want my belly to be the only thing holding me up when you’re done with me, making me eat from a trough, wear a cowbell, have my nipples pierced to punish me with when I don’t finish everything you give me. I want you to make me store milk until I’m aching then milk me like you would a cow, pulling on my nipples and making me moo. ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥ until I’m dripping wet then make me finish with a toy, whether it’s a vibrator or buttplug. Tie my wrists to my ankles and use me, keeping me trapped for the slaughter. Though, you’d never slaughter me, just fatten me until I can’t roll off of my belly, constantly growing and being bred until I outgrow the mattress and trough, then just hook me up to a tube, never letting me let go of the tube.

❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

1. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

2. Eat at least TWO meals a day.

3. Eat one healthy snack each day.

4. No self-harm.

5. Come talk to Daddy if you need support!

6. No lying to Daddy.

7. Respect Daddy

8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!

11. No drinking without permission.

12. No drugs.

13. No eating after 8 pm.

14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.

Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.