why r u so obsessed with me

This guy actually got pissed and left a bum ass comment on my profile. Lil bro, I'm sorry you have so many hours on kcd and still have yet to make the kingdom come. Nobody makes the kingdom come like I do. You probably have yet to defeat black peter in the Rattay tourney. You are an embarrassment to knights and probably can't even handle the weakest of potions. I fart in your general direction. PTOOEY

im gunna touch you

I live in a house, I have a head, my clothes are all combustible, uh my medicine is over the counter except for one prescription, I uh I have a shirt that reads if you don't like me go ♥♥♥♥ your mother, I uh am inside of the Matrix, I live in a home with no windows, I uh have lasers inside my brain, there's a shark in my bathroom, my dog sleeps in my bed with me, I have a mouse under the rug, my friends are all dead, I went to India once, I like bowling. So don't talk to me like I'm some kind of chump all right. Because I'm not.

Listen don't talk to me like I'm some kind of chump all right, because I'm not. I'm a businessman, a family man, man of people, man of the church, man of the country. I'm a patriot, a veteran, a man of God, a missionary, a postman, I work at jamba juice okay, my dog is spayed, I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler, I I I make my own quilts, love eggs, I shop locally, I uh I support local causes, I take a cruise ship every three months, I wear reading glasses, uh my daughter has braces, uh my eyebrows are shaved, and my friends are all geese,

- rep came over to play vidya and ended up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad, would not recommend.