forgive english i am Russia
i am here little time and i am very hard stress i am gay also and this very difficult for me i am very religion person i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
As i sex this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm I pick up my telephone and call Mother I awaken her It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am crying so I yell her "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN I AM IN ASS I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though
I hang up phone and am very embarrass I am guilt and feel very stupid why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

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Ricky, I did see what you were doing. It felt good didn't it?