Welcome to the Salt Mines

If you found your way here, chances are I did something to ruin your day. Maybe it was a clutch, maybe it was a lucky shot, or maybe I just existed at the wrong time. Either way, stay mad.

Gaming is my passion, and making people rage is just a bonus. Whether I’m dominating, trolling, or just vibing, I play to win. If that bothers you… well, that sounds like a you problem.

Now take a deep breath, requeue, and try again. But let’s be honest—you’re probably still gonna lose.

GG. (Or not, I don’t really care.)